Don’t Eat Stuff Off The Sidewalk (Live at Max’s Kansas City)

[Intro]
Let me give you some advice

[Verse 1]
Don't eat stuff off the sidewalk
No, don’t eat stuff off the sidewalk
You don't need it
So don't eat it

[Verse 2]
Don’t eat nothin' off the sidewalk
No matter how good it looks
You better go by the book
Leave it there
Don't you dare

[Verse 3]
Eat stuff off the sidewalk
Don't eat stuff out of garbage either or you know what'll happen to you?

[Verse 4]
It's true, you don't need no money
Ah, but you'll sure look funny
On your knees, begging please
You better leave your mouth at home