White Trash Christ

(Ein, zwei, ein, zwei, drei, vier)

All I want is a trailer of my own
And a color TV
I'll even settle for a rotary telephone
And a gap-tooth Betty just for me

And I pray to my white trash Christ every night
Yeah, I pray to my white trash Christ
I kneel at the altar with the Christmas tree lights
That I make for my white trash Christ
Ein, zwei, drei, vier

My cross tattoo tells me that I'm not alone
And the one around my neck shows how my faith has grown
I saw two like 'em in Liz Taylor's ears
Bought two for me down at my local Sears

And I pray to my white trash Christ every night
Yeah, I pray to my white trash Christ
I kneel at the altar with the Christmas tree lights
That I make for my white trash Christ
Ein, zwei, drei, vier

On an altar of empty beer cans
I pay tribute to my white trash Christ
And I'll honor him with a plastic crucifix
That glows into the night
And someday if I'm worthy
I'll stumble into the neon lights

I sit down at the table with my white trash
White trash
White trash
White trash
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White trash
White trash