Californians on Ice

[Verse 1]
Leo went down hard on his frozen driveway
His feet shot straight up to the sky
I was wishing someone caught it on videotape
But it's sad to see a grown man cry

[Chorus]
Californians on ice
Southern Californians going nowhere faster
Californians sliding on ice
It's an unmitigated disaster

[Verse 2]
If you find a polar bear in the Sahara
Suffering under the sun
Send up a flare and offer a prayer for
Iguanas in Antarctica

[Chorus]
Californians on ice
Southern Californians going nowhere faster
Californians sliding on ice
It's an unmitigated disaster

[Baritone Saxophone Solo]

[Verse 3]
Would your docile cat endure a wild habitat?
Will the wolf on a chain survive?
If I brave the storm to come knocking on your door
Be sweet to me when I arrive

[Chorus]
Californians on ice
Southern Californians going nowhere faster
Californians sliding on ice
It's an unmitigated disaster
Californians on ice
Southern Californians going nowhere faster
Californians sliding on ice
It's an unmitigated disaster
It's an unmitigated disaster