Jack of All Trades

One skill ain’t enough
In this world, what you need is a jack of all trades
Somebody who can meet your mother
Or dump her body in the everglades
Someone who can fix your cable
Somebody who can lay the pipe
Make you feel like a fallen angel
And then disappear into the night
Looks like my work around here is done
Jack of all trades, master of none
If you’re broke and lonely then i’m the only man for the job
Why waste all your money paying some professional slob
You can count on me you can count on me
You can count on me looks like my work around here is done
Jack of all trades master of none
Why should I have to pick just one
Jack of all trades master of none
Are you looking for repair no one else can compare
Call me up I'll be there
Any time anywhere