Sponges

Can't think of anything to sing about
Not much out there to sing about
The world's okay, the weather's fine
No need to sing about that

I'll sing about

Sponges
Sponges yeah!
Sponges
Sponges yeah yeah
Sponges suck, sponges suck
Sponges absorb liquid then you squeeze them out yeah!

There's lots of songs of peace
Lots of songs of love
Even songs about peaches and Valkyries
No songs about

Tuna fish, tuna fish, tuna fish, tuna fish
They're real big and swim in oceans
Come in cans like hockey pucks
Tuna got their names 'cause they don't swim in pairs!

Get it? Tuna. Are there two of those fish? Nah! Two-nah! Two-nah! It's funny! Hee hee! No? I like tuna.

Sponges
Sponges yeah!
Sponges
Sponges yeah yeah
Sponges suck, sponges suck
Sponges suck, sponges suck
Sponges clean up dishes and sinks
And countertops and baby's noses
They suck up soap and when you squeeze them out they make
Bubbles!
Bubbles!
Bubbles!

Sponges