The Ballad of the Shapeshifting Pilgrim Boy!

Hey, Pilgrim Boy, with your buckle on your hat, you can shift shapes. Yes, that's a fact. Your Pilgrim Powers are mighty, and they are needed in this land of bounty. You can shift shape into LION! And you can shift shape into FIRE! And your big heart just grows larger and larger and larger! Shapeshifting Pilgrim Boy, from whence do you cometh? Shapeshifting Pilgrim Boy, fare thee well. Shapeshifting Pilgrim Boy, it's thee that we loveth. Shapeshifting Pilgrim Boy, you are my friend. Hey, Pilgrim Boy, we now request: shape shift for us at our behest! We want you to give us your magicks. So use your powers and show us some tricks. Turn ourself into FALCON! And fly your talons to catch us some bread! Change your shape into DRAGON! And breathe the fire that will wake up the dead! Shapeshifting Pilgrim Boy, from whence do you cometh? Shapeshifting Pilgrim Boy, fare thee well. Shapeshifting Pilgrim Boy, it's thee that we loveth. Shapeshifting Pilgrim Boy, you are my friend. Hi diddley, hi diddley, hi diddley, hi diddley, HO! Hi diddley, hi diddley, etc. Hey, Pilgrim Boy, now where have you gone? I need you right now, tho we did you wrong. We used your power for folly. The anguish caused, we never could see. Forced you to turn into CABBAGE! The pain on your face now haunts me. And then, when we asked you to change to SKY ROCKETS, how could we know we'd ne'r see you again!! Shapeshifting Pilgrim Boy, from whence do you cometh? Shapeshifting Pilgrim Boy, fare thee well. Shapeshifting Pilgrim Boy, it's thee that we loveth. Shapeshifting Pilgrim Boy, you are my friend. You are my friend. You are my friend. I'll say it again. You are my friend. You are my friend. A friend to the end.