Roofus the Doofus!
I was driving into town. The cats and dogs were coming down. On the highway by the burbs I seen some bubby surfing curbs. It was Roofus the Doofus. He's a fingle fangled goofus. Don't get confused with the Bloopus, cuz that's the magic Troll! (that's the magic troll) One fateful night after dark, we was a running through the park, when a light from outer space. Took old Roofus off this place. He's Roofus the Doofus. He ain't no modern day confucius. He lost his heart in Massachusetts and it now he's living in a UFO.