Doctor, Why is there Blood in my Pee?

[Intro]
Mistress, dominatrix

[Verse 1]
(YOWCH) Forced a tube where it shouldn't go
(OOCH) And there was blood in my toilet bowl
(YAH) An ambulance dragged me away
(OOH) And stuck needles in my

[Verse 2]
(OOH) The bathroom floor is black
(WAH) Squid ink from a urinary tract
(AH) And now it burns like hell to piss
(OH) From a blown-out leaky sink

[Bridge]
Will my insurance cover me?
And will I need
A new urethra
When my clothing dries and the morning comes?
Urethra
When the drugs kick in and my insides buzz?

[Spoken]
And now the elephants dance

[Verse 3]
And the bills pile up
And the blood builds up
And the buildup becomes bills
And the bills become more bills

I feel like less of a man
The agency cut off my hand
So I can't hold my broken dick
To take another bloody piss