Creature from the Black Metal Lagoon
Teenage Bottlerocket
He was living in Oslo when Euronymous died
He’s got jewelry from when Dead committed suicide
Only death is real that’s what he said
He’s got an exit strategy like that of Nödtviedt
He’s hanging out in the forest howling at the moon
Cause he’s the creature from the black metal lagoon
Spreading hate and terror all throughout the land
He knows that Deafheaven’s just a shitty Warped Tour band
He says Slayer and Venom are both fine by me
But I would much rather be listening to Bathory
He’s hanging out in the forest howling at the moon
Cause he’s the creature from the black metal lagoon
Howling mockery at the cross in the light of the waning moon
Cause he’s the creature from the black metal lagoon