TDMUC Intro

[Intro]
Ooooooh
Alex made a banger (oooooh)
Oh let's go
The boys are singie for the summer? (Owen is also here)
No, trouble is coming, no sir!
Let's go Butterdee

[Verse 1: Asher DeVerna]
Hey, welcome back, this ain't your first time (yo)
Put this on repeat, putting truth behind the first line (loop it)
My first rhyme, you can hear and know this verse mine (yeah)
I swear I've heard this, Mandela bears like it's Berenstain (Berenstain)
You got no soul like a broken shoe, socks and sandals, cookin brisket on the barbecue
They say "ok go!" but I don't know what to do
Got so much acne, making bars in my breakout room (pop it like a pimple)
Getting smarter everyday, got the laminar flow, my stamina grows, and now I'm making plan for my shows (I'm destined... to be a star)
I'm hiking on the beat, call that a trail mix
I know that being on this album it entails risk (uh oh)
Greatest person alive, GPA so high, sohcahtoa count me off with the 345!
I drive my pro tractor, cutting the green
Leave a trail of smoke, letting out my self-esteem, yuh (strides)

[Chorus]
TDMUC you see, is the dank meme upload century, unh
Yeah, yeah we could use a mulligan
Oh, yeah, to make the group chat full again
TDMUC FV GC, PFP, TND, DND, unh
If you wanna learn to chroma key, here's a tutorial
Step one: pulling into ******

[Verse 2: Alex L]
Hi, it's Alex L
And I hope you're doing well (hi!)
You've prolly heard that name before, does it ring a bell? (Wocky slush)
Welcome to the mixtape, hope we can get your fix straight (ay)
I know I know I know I know we're dropping it a bit late (whoa)
In the pro tools settings, I'm gonna adjust the bitrate
How many times should I joke in my verse? Yeah that's the bit rate (whoa, yeah)
You know I got a 100% successful hit rate
Everything I say is real, y'all just talking clickbait (Jaystation)
You capping on Twitter like you Justin LaBoy, I'm boutta destroy, the people that I'm boutta annoy, you boutta enjoy
You know you know you know we bring the heat (yeah)
I'm boutta run this - need some cleats
Me and Butterdee on the beat (yeah)
Never do just what they sayin' yeah these frauds tasking me (you a fraud)
Remember LMMS and audacity (audacity)
Started from the bottom to the top now y'all backing me
You a fad you see, I say this factually, ay!

[Chorus]
TDMUC you see, is the dank meme upload century, unh
Yeah, yeah we could use a mulligan
Oh, yeah, to make the group chat full again
TDMUC FV GC, PFP, TND, DND, unh
If you wanna learn to chroma key, here's a tutorial
Step one: pulling into ******

[Verse 3: Owen Parrott]
Hey it's Owen, I'm not Samoan, and I'm rowin', rowin', rowin', down these flows, these tracks, these bars, we are devotion, showin' emotion, a bar in motion remains flowin'
Here comes Butterdee with the fish noise: *fish noise*, *fish noise*, *fish noise*
Making these beats like Lil Sas cause we never missin'
Yeah

[Chorus]
TDMUC you see, is the dank meme upload century, unh
Yeah, yeah we could use a mulligan
Oh, yeah, to make the group chat full again
TDMUC FV GC, PFP, TND, DND, unh
If you wanna learn to chroma key, here's a tutorial
Step one: pulling into ******

[Outro]
Download white people be like
Bbbb bruh at wocky slush
Ughhh oh my god I actually almost just threw up
This is the start of the album
This is the start of the album
This is the start of the album
Oh guys, the album is starting right now!!