Boys Talk

[Intro]
It’s four A.M at the sleepover
This is how it goes to sleep with your bros
Alex made a banger

[Verse]
Ayo shut the **** up, it’s not that deep
You’re ******* **** at Mario kart, bro, you **** suck talking about these movies you don't even know what you're doing!
Shut the **** up, dude what the **** does that have to do anything?
No seriously, shut the **** up
Ayo *** you
**** **** you!
55 burgers **** you!
I just wanna thank you guys for coming, I’ve had a lot of fun hanging out with you guys, despite the fact that my parents don't like you guys
That’s aight my guy, lets do it at my house next time
Hold up, how the heck is it 4 in the morning?
Damn, I got work tomorrow, man!
Oh, you poor thing!
Let's call it a night. Call it a night? Maybe he’s right!
I gotta wake up bright and early!
Fine, let mе get the mattressеs, we gotta blow 'em up
B-B-Blow 'em up
We gotta blow 'em up
B-B-Blow 'em up
Anyone else feel cold? I do. Me too!
I got a couple blankets in the other room
Ah, thank you dude
And pillows too? Anything for you!
Alright, alright, alright, let's keep it down 'cause my mom’s upstairs
Let's have a boys talk!
Let’s have a heart to heart
Wait - let’s ease into it
Man, who’s feet is this?
Can we turn the lights on?
No! Bro, we’re never gonna go to sleep
Oh, but I sleep with the lights on
Lights on? What are you, 5?
Oh, the fight's on!
Listen…
Since I was 7 years old I had a night light in the corner of my room and it was pretty bright, right?
So on the second night, I had the light, it went out and I lost my sense of sight
I fell down a flight of stairs and I broke my collar bone
Nearly bled out alone 'till mom came home
I almost died and I got the scar to prove it
Whoa, sorry dude I didn't know that
Uhhhh you guys see that psychological thriller neo-noir film Shutter Island?
Yeah!
I'm starting to think that it- it was kinda mid (kill yourself)
Man, what are we even talking about right now?
So who’s your number one?
Megan Fox!
I like Anya Taylor-Joy!
I like Ryan Gosling!
I do too, but I don’t like boys
Alright, this is boring
I'm aboutta start snorin'
Then what should we do?
Can I grab a Mountain Dew? No!
Let's do a scratch off
Do you have a coin? (no)
Let's do JackBox
Yeah, you gotta point!
Well, where’s the remote? I don’t know
Everybody get up and look for it, you're probably sitting on it
Nope ,no
Forget it!
How 'bout Monopoly?
Yeah, that’s not for me
We don’t have forever
Then just pick something, whatever!!
You wanna play "ligma"?
What’s that? It's a trap!
Ligma balls!!!
Bro, how could all y’all not tell me?
Sorry man, I had to!
Let’s just be friendly
I was in a bad mood
Do you guys ever think about dying?
Ummmm, sorry, I don't know why I just said that
I'm dying to make a bar!
Are you making another reference to Barbie?
Come on man, just let my bars be!
It wasn’t even a bar it was just stupid
Man, we’re already up this late let’s just bar...be
Let’s just stop fighting we’ve been up all night
And I’m getting really tired and I don’t wanna be fired
'Cause if we sleep past 11, I don’t wanna be forgettin'
Getting to work, I’m ready to earn, like
*snoring*
How is he sleeping?
Should we prank him?
Pull his pants down? Then we spank him!
Why would you do that?
Oh crap, he’s awake
We gotta be quieter, these walls are paper thin and we sound like we’re rioters at the capital on January 6th
We’re in the fourth stage of delirium
Yeah we’re going crazy, are you hearing him?
Let’s just go to bed

Wait, we should make a song about this whole conversation