HO HO HO

Ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, merry fuckin Christmas
Ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, merry fuckin Christmas
4 o'clock, Christmas Eve, work finished
Skippin to the pub, for my first pint of Guiness
Tis the season, time to get jolly
White frozen rain, just bouncin off my brolly
Good golly, the pub's heavin, I'm not leavin
Time get steamin, there's my mate Steven
Not seen him, since school
Was a nice guy, now a bit of a tool
Doesn't matter tho, couldn't give a shit
Nice one Ste, I'll see you in a bit
A slight delay, let's fuckin go
How many pints? I don't wanna know
It's Christmas, no it never missed us
Have a top laugh, we always get pissed us
Time to go, shit it got too late
Wrappin presents, an I can't fuckin see straight
Ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, merry fuckin Christmas
Ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, merry fuckin Christmas
Yo it's Christmas Day, what we fuckin sayin?
Struttin down the stairs, like I'm goin to a weigh in
We're not playin, where's the Buck's Fizz,
Fill her up mum, you know what day it is
Salmon for breakfast, livin like a king
Karaoke later, what shall I sing
Boilin sprouts, argh they reek eurgh
East 17, comin through the speaker
Stay now, ain't no way I'm goin
Icin on the cake, it just started snowin
UK Gold, Only Fools and Horses
Let's eat, wonder what the first course is
Prawn cocktail, it's tradition
Salad and sauce, with a bit of shellfish on
That's boxed, bring out the big bird
I meant the Turkey, have a fuckin word
Ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, merry fuckin Christmas
Ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, merry fuckin Christmas
Scrapin my plate, lickin up gravy
Had a few bevs, feel a bit wavy
It's the best bit, let's go and sit
Feet up and, take a load off it
Bit of Corrie, bit of Eastenders
Best Soap? Both contenders
Here's the board games, I'm getting on the brandy
Electrifying chills, just like Danny and Sandy
It's the best, day of the year for me
Cos it means, loads of beer for me
Hang on it's, an epiphany
Could it be, twice a year for me
Double down, a second celebration
Make it a rule, across the nation
T for Prime minister, come on let's go
Merry fucking Christmas, and ho ho ho
Ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, merry fuckin Christmas
Ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, merry fuckin Christmas