C'est Si Bon-Restaurant (C'est Si Bon) [English Version]

C'est si bon, here in Pierre's Restaurant
Where you eat like a Queen
I love the French Cuisine
C'est si bon, cause the little Garçon
He goes down to his knees
And gives his all to please

Yes, I let them enchant me and treat me
Like I'm dining with Warren Beatty

C'est si bon, mmh, the Filet Mignon
And the Cotelette d'Agneau
Is like the best Bon-Bon
C'est si bon and the friendly Patron
With the love for his guest
Meets with your last request

If you're in Paris or another city of class
You need some money, otherwise you're lost
But with a credit card you're always welcome, you know
Just sign your name, whatever it may cost
La Carte Bleu? Ou Diners Club?

C'est si bon, well, here comes the Patron
With a smile and the bill
But I am hungry still
C'est si bon, the price is an affront
Need a song and a hat
But I will manage that

What is this now, where's my plastic little sweetheart
Just a moment, I know, it was here from the start

C'est si bon, maybe here, maybe there
I will find it somewhere
No, no, this is unfair!
Now they say: Chére Madame has to stay
Has to faire le menage
This is a fine blamage

Hey, hey, hey, I feel funny that way
There it is, oh la la
It's hiding in my bra
Hip Hoorra, well, Monsieur, here you are
I am ready to pay
Maybe I'm back one day
Maybe not!