Greatest Hits Radio
No need to do a thing
No talk in the space when
Ads play
Kind of rhythmically
That way, revenue rolls in
Revenue rolls in
We used real DJs once
It was enervating
Had taste, volubility
What waste
Now the songs can be
Chosen algorhythmically
Greatest Hits Radio
No need to do a thing
Sit down, enjoy the vista
Trains pass
Kind of rhythmically
That way
Revenue rolls in
Revenue rolls in
It’s tough running a slate mine
But I don’t go under
Let kids
Break their backs all day
While I
Watch the trains go by
Watch my slate go by
Greatest Hits Radio
You need to be entertained
You want shelter from the rain
I, I can give you all that
But don’t give me that talking back thing