Let's Bounce
Aw
Let's go all you sissy-pants chicken-pickin
Finger-lickin', mother-humpting, dick-grabbing
Ass-lickin, corn-fed, buttermilk, hand-spanked
Yellow-bellied, lily-livered, sap-sucking sons-of-bitches
A dollar is less than a pound
A pound is more than an ounce
Let's bounce
All right, come on all you hand-wringing
Knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, meat-beating
Prairie-dogging, pole-hogging, vein-clogging
Double-bucking, fast fucking, chicken-choking
Days are junking, bowl-smoking sons-of-bitches
A dollar is less than a pound
A pound is more than an ounce
Let's bounce
A dollar is less than a pound
A pound is more than an ounce
Let's bounce
Come on
Just check your brain at the door
It's your heart that counts
Let's bounce
All right
All you lip-stickin, booger-pickin-then-you-flick them
Booty-shaking, baby-making, risky-taking
Maple bacon, earth-quaking, no mistaking
Moon-raking, then you're fakin
Heart-breaking sons-of-bitches
A dollar is less than a pound
A pound is more than an ounce
Let's bounce
Just check your brain at the door
It's your heart that counts
Let's bounce
Let's go