Side A

[Spoken]
"Yo and then that's when I told her the fucking- I can only achieve orgasm if I'm watching Seven. But only the box part. Like, none of the other movie, like, nothing gets me off, but it's the box, like."
"You sure it's a professional look for you to be on the phone when you pick your fares up?"
"What?"
"You're my Uber, right?"
"No, faggot, I was talking to you, and I'm not an Uber. Quit calling me your fucking Uber."
"Are you Lift?"
"No. I was here already. I was just inside your house with you."
"I didn't order Grubhub."
"I di-" *huff*
"So, um, all I need you- I just need you to take me down the street."
"I'm not- No. Fuck. We'rе getting food."
"So, I got- Is it okay if I play some music? Like, would that bе cool? 'Cause I got this new cassette, and uh"
"What? A fucking cassette?"
"Yeah."
"I have an AUX cord and a fucking CD player. That's it."
"I could rewind this cassette with the AUX cord."
"That's n- No, like, I have no way to play the fucking cassette."
"Well what's that opening right there on your dash?"
"That's a fucking CD player."
"No."
"Yes."
"No, it's too big."
"It says- It s- It says 'CD.' What kind of ultra slim cassette tape does your bitch ass have?"
"It's not slim, but it's- it's a cassette. Hold up. Lemme lick- Lemme spit-" *spit* "spit on it, and I'll just-" *banging*
"Stop! Dude! You fucking-"
"It fits."
"Oh my fucking God. No it doesn-"
"It's in there. It's in. You hear that?"
(Ha ha ha ha ha. Legz is go, dude. What? We just high-fived Shakes, he just presented us.)
"Pull it back out. It's the wrong fucking album."
"Wait a minute. How is it the wrong album? You- This is my cassette. What the fuck are you talking about it's the wrong album?"
"I don't understand how that shit played at all."
"It's a- it's- it's a car radio. This is a cassette tape."
"Alright then, put it the fuck back in then."