Laugh Now Maybe
[Intro: Whipstick]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Yo!
[Verse 1: Whipstick]
It’s time to sit you down and tell your ass another joke
Like the time you bought that album from Luchas who’s doing coke
Smoke billowing from the middle of an open sarcophagus
We’ve come to bring the plague to your home, and it ain’t no stoppin’ us
With shopping carts filled up with atomic fart soda
We’re stopping hearts buildup while you’re torn apart, so what
It’s more than art, bill us, when your foreign cars blow up
And we sorta crammed the punchline in your stomach like a donut
[Chorus: Whipstick, Mr 8 Legz]
I’ll tell you when I wanna laugh (Ha ha!) by laughing
I’ll tell you when I wanna laugh (Ha ha ha ha!) by laughing
I’ll tell you when I wanna laugh (Ha ha!) by laughing
I’ll tell you when I wanna laugh (Ha ha ha ha ha!)
It’s all a joke, fucking let it go, so
I’ll tеll you when I wanna laugh (Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!) by laughing
I’ll tell you when I wanna laugh (Ha ha! Ha ha ha!) by laughing
I’ll tеll you when I wanna laugh (Ha ha!) by laughing
I’ll tell you when I wanna laugh (Ha ha ha ha ha!)
Not like any of it matters, sit back and enjoy your laughter
[Verse 2: Mr 8 Legz]
Ay back, like where I put the saddle at
On the whore I rode in on, middle finger up with a battle axe (What?)
Split your head in half down to where your Adam’s apple at
Leavin’ words scattered like I showed up flipping Scrabble mats (Ha ha ha ha!)
Some knowledge, we’re under your cap, little Snapple fact
Life’s a goddamn joke, ho, but I don’t wanna laugh
Save that for when I funnel gas into the blunt you wrap
I’m mad excited to watch you light it, no need to wonder that
[Chorus: Whipstick, Mr 8 Legz]
I’ll tell you when I wanna laugh (Ha ha!) by laughing
I’ll tell you when I wanna laugh (Ha ha ha ha!) by laughing
I’ll tell you when I wanna laugh (Ha ha!) by laughing
I’ll tell you when I wanna laugh (Ha ha ha ha ha!)
It’s all a joke, fucking let it go, so
I’ll tell you when I wanna laugh (Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!) by laughing
I’ll tell you when I wanna laugh (Ha ha! Ha ha ha!) by laughing
I’ll tell you when I wanna laugh (Ha ha!) by laughing
I’ll tell you when I wanna laugh (Ha ha ha ha ha!)
Not like any of it matters, sit back and enjoy your laughter
[Verse 3: Whipstick, Mr 8 Legz]
It’s like knock, knock! (Who’s there?) The fuck you thinkin’, bitch
Nah, it’s Whipstick with a mustache curly like an evil villain (Yeah)
Strap your bitch ass to the train tracks (Sedated) ‘cause we the illest
And I don’t want you to escape ‘cause your fate I’m gonna seal it
Just kidding! No he isn’t! Shut the fuck up, motherfucker
I just wanna build dramatic effect so it isn’t sudden
When I deliver these punches, cyanide in some Funyuns
Lining up a crotch shot, better guard your nuts, implodin’
[Chorus: Whipstick, Mr 8 Legz]
I’ll tell you when I wanna laugh (Ha ha!) by laughing
I’ll tell you when I wanna laugh (Ha ha ha ha!) by laughing
I’ll tell you when I wanna laugh (Ha ha!) by laughing
I’ll tell you when I wanna laugh (Ha ha ha ha ha!)
It’s all a joke, fucking let it go, so
I’ll tell you when I wanna laugh (Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!) by laughing
I’ll tell you when I wanna laugh (Ha ha! Ha ha ha!) by laughing
I’ll tell you when I wanna laugh (Ha ha!) by laughing
I’ll tell you when I wanna laugh (Ha ha ha ha ha!)
Not like any of it matters, sit back and enjoy your laughter
[Verse 4: Mr 8 Legz]
Ay, stop me if you’ve heard this before
A gang of rappers walk into a bar and get beat with thirty-one more
Add in a few hooks, hoist ‘em up from the floor
And rip they vocal cords out they ass like it’s not how they record (No!)
Everything would be fine if I would stop being cruel
I’ll keep on minding my own, and everything will be cool (Is that right?)
Or maybe I’m wrong and all of this will never be resolved
But in the end no one will be laughing at all