Finders Keepers

[Verse 1: Whipstick]
Yo, I’m out of milk and Swishers, hitting the store (Let’s go!)
It was cold, it was rainy, sort of starting to snow
I grab a beanie, grab a crewneck, I’m walkin’
“Wait, why’d you do that?”
Some idiot was jaywalking, no stopping the traffic
Dude’s wrecked
I found a body on the side of the road
I put a firecracker in the mouth and watch it explode
It’s kinda gross, but it’s funny
Yo, this situation's bloody
I found a buddy
No struggle in loving it so I’m taking it home (With me)
Set the corpse up at the table, dinner date
You dropped your fork, bruh, cat's disabled in the face
That kinda forced love that you couldn’t simulate
Stimulated on maximum, smackin' him with a dinner plate
I wanna set him up as Halloween dеcorations
Kinda fiendin' for the season so thе neighbors say shit
“Why so graphic? And what’s its name?”
Headless Jacob and I can tell him whatever
He doesn’t say shit

[Chorus: Mr. 8 Legz and Whipstick, Dubbs]
I found a body on the side of the road
Was mangled and battered, bones all decomposed, uh
(All decomposed) I found a body on the side of the road
Brain matter was splattered, covering palms and his toes, uh
(Palms and his toes) I found a body on the side of the road
I don’t wanna be alone so I’m takin’ it home, uh
(So I'm takin’ it home) I found a body on the side of the road, yeah
I found a body on the side of the road, yeah

[Verse 2: Mr. 8 Legz]
Hey, being honest I could really use a friend (Yeah)
I’m not permitted to have a dog or cat in my apartment (Stupid)
I know it’s sad but it’s a fact, yeah it’s garbage
But I’m on thin ice ever since I puked all on the carpet
So, one day I was heading down 75
Noticed a passerby
Wonder if he was dead or alive
Got out and saw no sign of life in his eyes
Was like, “Holy shit, dawg, you match how I feel on the inside!
(Dead as fuck!)
Get in the car, let’s ride
We’ll hit the bar tonight!”
He’s got a party vibe
Bloated like Harvey Weinstein
Yeah, was cool until he caused us to leave
This rotten cock blockin' cocksucker bled in my drink (That's gross!)
Thought about tossing him out the window
Like a bag of McDonalds (See ya)
Or setting him on fire in the back of a condo (Yup)
Thought, I did that to Whip (Oh yeah)
I need to treat this one better (Yeah)
So I took him home, put him in a sweater
Named him Edward, ‘cause I

[Chorus: Mr. 8 Legz and Whipstick, Dubbs]
I found a body on the side of the road
Was mangled and battered, bones all decomposed, uh
(All decomposed) I found a body on the side of the road
Brain matter was splattered, covering palms and his toes, uh
(Palms and his toes) I found a body on the side of the road
I don’t wanna be alone so I’m takin’ it home, uh
(Takin’ it home) I found a body on the side of the road, yeah
I found a body on the side of the road

[Outro: Dubbs, Mr. 8 Legz]
I found a body on the side of the road, yeah
On the side of it, where the shoulder is
Not in the middle, kid
Yeah
You drive. You know what the highway’s like, shut up