What You Need's a Friend

I leach off you when things are good
I'm there to kick you when you're down
But when you need me I'm not there
You're such a bummer when you're down

Let's see, what you need's a friend
They say, that all you need's a friend
I know, what you need's a friend
Hello, I could use a...
What you need's a friend, all you need's a friend

And of course we always share
So what I want you better give
And what is yours is mine
And what is mine you can't have

I'd do anything for you, anything
Just you ask me and it's done, anything
But everything has its price
You should have read the fine print ha-ha!
Friend. Hi, friend. Friend. It's me friend!

What you need's a friend. All you need's a friend
What you need's another friend. You never can have
enough friends. Don't you want to be my friend?
I'm so glad you're my friend. Sucker

Of course you know who I am
And I'll never let you forget
You are stuck with me forever
Or until you have nothin' more to give