Dirty Rat

Now the right hand it likes to lead
And the left hand doesn’t always see
It’s like a spray tan and a skinny mirror
Or a book ban, need to plug your ears
I think I smell a dirty rat
These words just roll right off your back
You can’t concern yourself with facts
You still think that the earth is flat
It’s like quicksand, you gotta get free
But the spy cam, you know it always sees
Now the small man gonna bring the heat
While the wise man turns the other cheek
You’re all about the victory lap
I could not find you on the map
I can’t control the way you act
You still think that the earth is flat
Now the blind man don’t ever sleep
He’s lookin’ for something to eat
Now the wolf man, he can’t be beat
He’s a con man, you never see him cheat
I think I smell a dirty rat
You don’t concern yourself with facts
I can’t control the way you act
You still think that the earth is flat