Death Defying Entertainment

[Verse 1: Strong Bad & Homestar Runner, Strong Bad]
Death-defying entertainment
Makes the season gright (That's great and bright!)
Make your funeral arrangements
In case something doesn't go right

[Bridge: Strong Bad, Both]
Swingin' off of the roof on some colored lights
Sledding in a refrigerator onto thin ice
If it didn't hurt the first time, then just do it twice
These are all holiday-themed ways in which to death-defy

[Verse 2: Strong Bad & Homestar Runner]
Death-defying entertainment
Makes the season gright
Testifying at your arraignment
On Decemberween night

[Verse 3: Strong Bad & Homestar Runner, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad]
Death-defying entertainment
(There's no denying it's death-defying)
Makes the season gright
(And we won't leave till someone's mom is crying)
(So gright, so gright)
Make your funeral arrangements
(There's no denying it's death-defying)
In case something doesn't go right
(And we won't leave till someone's mom is crying)

[Outro: Strong Bad & Homestar Runner, Strong Bad]
There's no denying it's death-defying
And we won't leave 'til someone's mom is crying