Twisted - live 1970

At six am this morning
Oh the man knocked at my door
I screamed in his ear
I'm not the guy you're looking for
But got taken, I got taken just the same
When it comes to getting sleep at night
Oh I just can't seem to win
I went down to the zoo where
I thought I might hide
There I met a friendly grizzly bear
Who took me for a ride and I got mangled
Oh I got pushed all out of shape
When it comes to being sociable
Oh I just can't seem to win
While climbing up Mt everest to get
Away from all the noise
I slipped on a banana peel
And almost got destroyed
And I was worried all the
Way down to the ground
When it comes to holding safety nets
Nobody seems to be around
When I put myself together I
Found that it was best
If I no longer tried to be
Just like all the rest because I'm twisted
Yeah but that's the bag I'm in
When it comes to being normal
Oh I just can't seem to win
At six am this morning
Oh the man knocked at my door
I screamed in his ear
I'm not the guy you're looking for
But got taken, I got taken just the same
When it comes to getting sleep at night
Oh I just can't seem to win
I went down to the zoo where
I thought I might hide
There I met a friendly grizzly bear
Who took me for a ride and I got mangled
Oh I got pushed all out of shape
When it comes to being sociable
Oh I just can't seem to win
While climbing up Mt everest to get
Away from all the noise
I slipped on a banana peel
And almost got destroyed
And I was worried all the
Way down to the ground
When it comes to holding safety nets
Nobody seems to be around
When I put myself together I
Found that it was best
If I no longer tried to be
Just like all the rest because I'm twisted
Yeah but that's the bag I'm in
When it comes to being normal
Oh I just can't seem to win
At six am this morning
Oh the man knocked at my door
I screamed in his ear
I'm not the guy you're looking for
But got taken, I got taken just the same
When it comes to getting sleep at night
Oh I just can't seem to win
I went down to the zoo where
I thought I might hide
There I met a friendly grizzly bear
Who took me for a ride and I got mangled
Oh I got pushed all out of shape
When it comes to being sociable
Oh I just can't seem to win
While climbing up Mt everest to get
Away from all the noise
I slipped on a banana peel
And almost got destroyed
And I was worried all the
Way down to the ground
When it comes to holding safety nets
Nobody seems to be around
When I put myself together I
Found that it was best
If I no longer tried to be
Just like all the rest because I'm twisted
Yeah but that's the bag I'm in
When it comes to being normal
Oh I just can't seem to win