The Blob (Part II) [1994 Off-Broadway]
Wait, wait, wait
Keep them there We want to hear it again
Tell them! Wouldn't you all just like to live your entire life to that music
Okay, down everybody, down down down They're gonna do it again One mo' time
Frank, no
Say "No"
Charley's right
But they loved it
They thought we were great
You wanna know what true greatness is? It's knowing when to get off
I'll sing with you
Come on
It started out like a song
We started quiet and slow
With no surprise
And then one morning I woke
To realize-
I said, "Joe, this show will be a watershed"
We had a good thing going
Shh!
It's not that nothing went wrong:
Some angry moments-
Did you hear-?
No kidding-!
You're not serious!
Of course
But just a few
Shh!
And only moments, no more
Dadadadada-
Shh!
It's a clear case of Tammany politics
We were stuck in the tunnel 'til half past six!
Because we knew
We had this good thing going
It's a show that'll murder them in the sticks
Did you read-?
And if I wanted too much
Was that such
A mistake
At the time?
It'll never-!
They just don't mix
What we need-!
Did you ever-!
'Til half past six!
It's a clear case of Tammany politics
Did you read-?
It'll never-!
They just don't mix!
What we need-!
Did you ever-!
'Til half-
Shh!
You never wanted enough-
All right, tough
I don't make
That a crime
Darling!
We saw the new-
Darling!
We had the most bad-
Was it good?
It's the biggest-!
He's a genius!
Well he can't
But he used to!
It's the dumbest-!
She's a genius!
It's the best-!
It's the first-!
He's a genius!
It's the least-!
She's a genius-!
It's the absolutely lowest-!
They're a genius!
Did you read-?
It'll never-!
They just don't mix!
What we need-!
Did you ever-!
'Til half past six!
It's a show that'll murder 'em in the sticks
It's a clear case of Tammany politics
It's the greatest-
It's the single-
It's the only-
It's the perfect-
It's the one-
It's the real-
It's the true-
It's the final-
It's the-