Baby

Stephen Lynch

This is for my little girl
My lady gives birth today
I run to her room right away
She smiles with glee and hands her to me
I look at my newborn and say

Damn, that's an ugly baby
Damn, that's an ugly ass baby
I'm feeling quite concerned
My semen must have turned
'Cause damn that's an ugly baby

I can't believe this came from me
I think her mom did too much LSD
she's skinny like a twig
at least her nuts are big
but the placenta is cuter than she

Damn that's an ugly baby
God damn that's an ugly ass baby
I can't take her home today
She'll scare the dog away
'cause damn that's an ugly baby

And when she smiles I find
Shane McGowen comes to mind
It makes me want to cry
When I look into her good eye
I always wanted kids
Is it wrong to hope for SIDS?
Then the doctor calls me in
Mr. Lynch she has a twin

Damn that's a good-lookin' baby
One for two on the good lookin' babies
I almost start to weep
Now this one we can keep
cause that was an ugly ass

Damn, that's an ugly baby
Damn, that's an ugly baby
Damn, that's an ugly baby
Damn, that's an ugly baby

She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye
And thank god just one nose but it's on her left thigh
Now doctor I am asking you guy to guy
Would a really really really late term abortion still fly?
Oh no, I don't want no ugly baby
I said damn that's an ugly ass baby

Curiosità sulla canzone Baby di Stephen Lynch

In quali album è stata rilasciata la canzone “Baby” di Stephen Lynch?
Stephen Lynch ha rilasciato la canzone negli album “Craig Machine” nel 2005 e “The Craig Machine” nel 2005.

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