Sleeping on the Rollaway
My baby caught me paying for an only fans
Flirting with a girl I believe was trans
Told me I should find another place to stay
There wasn't really much to say
Ya play, ya gonna get caught someday
Sleeping on the rollaway
Bumpy, bumpy
Hey yeah!
That's just the price I pay
Met a tasty hooker on a business trip
She begged for me to give her more than just the tip
Came home with crabs bigger than the cat
Tell me How the fuck is a dude supposed to 'splain away that?
Hey hey
Sleeping on the rollaway
Bumpy bumpy
Hey yeah
That's the price that I pay
No good choices
Evil voices
Screaming at me everyday YOLO! YOLO! GO GET LAID!
Hey...
Sleeping on the rollaway
Bumpy bumpy heeyyy yeah
That's just the price I pay