Dudes

Shoot 'em up shoot 'em up
Shoot 'em up

I don't know if I believe, in Adam and Eve
The whole thing sounds fake
Unless Adam was the snake
There's one race that's a
Disgrace across the globe
Baldwin I I I and Edgar Allen
Poe both married 13 year-olds (Gross)
We're still fuckin' up the Earth
Filmin' up her skirt, shootin' up the church
(Baby)
Gonna do some shit, oh look, hey some tit's
Since the pyramids (Baby)
Who got several rapes back
At their alma mater?
Who the stalker exes and abusive fathers?
Who was Richard Nixon? Who was OJ
Simpson? Tall and dark and handsome

I've never heard of a girl
Shootin' up a Walmart
Droppin' some racist manifesto online
Because shit didn't work out in
Her twenties and she's angry

No, that's just dudes (Dudes)
Dudes we know (Dudes we know)
Tell me, are you gonna let me down?
(Let me down)
Are you gonna let me down, fast or slow?
(Let me down)

Back in the good old days
Dudes were bad in every way back in 1942
This guy named Hitler was a dude
The sex offender list got Chris and Jimmy
Bob and Rick and Josh
The football coaches watchin' all
The cheerleaders' TikToks, jerkin' off
They said, "Be a man, be a
Guy, hold it all inside, " too afraid to cry
(Don't cry)
After mommy leaves, in the back with Steve
That's the Catholic priest (Oh, Steve)
If we were no more, there'd be no wars
Terrorist attacks on the almanac
You could walk at night
You could wear a dress without pepper spray

I've never heard of a girl
Shootin' up the movies
Walkin' in at midnight with a gas
Mask and her hair dyed
'cause shit didn't work out in
Her twenties and she's angry

No, that's just dudes (Dudes)
Dudes we know (Dudes we know)
Tell me, are you gonna let me down?
(Let me down)
Gonna let me down, fast or slow?
(Let me down) dudes (Dudes)
Dudes you know (Dudes we know)
Are you gonna let me down? (Let me down)
Are you gonna let me down? (Let me down)
Fast, fast, fast or slow?
(Watch out, there's one right behind you)

We should've warned you
World by dudes for dudes
Pale horse horseshoes
All the pain, famine, rape, war, doom
All dudes in the boardroom
With the poor under lock
And key since Socrates
No democracy, just hypocrisy
Just inequity, just plutocracy
With mansion architects while people
Starve to death there's not a girl to blame
While the world's in flames
'cause we only let the guys in power
Didn't work in Rome, think we would've grown
Nope, Ronald, Donald Eisenhower
(Eiffel Tower) we repeatin' this calamity
It's the definition of insanity
The most emo in every family
Let's give up the fuckin' fantasy
A thousand years and we just broke it more
I think it's time that we stop votin' for us

Dudes (Dudes) , come on
Dudes we know (Dudes we know)
When you gonna let me down? (Let me down)
Let me down (Let me down) , ha ha ha ha ha

Women are everywhere, we're lettin' 'em
Play golf and tennis now
It's out of control hey toots
Dudes we know
Babes, chicks, what do you call 'em, Steve
Skirts? Let me down
Let me down
Are female breadwinners a recipe for
Disharmony within the home? Shoot 'em up
Shoot 'em up shoot 'em up
Shoot 'em up, oh shoot 'em up
Shoot 'em up shoot 'em up
Shoot 'em up, oh when you interview her
Will she be sitting on your lap? Ha ha
I could one could only hope, ha ha
Shoot 'em up