Nest Man

[Verse 1]
I heard you on the telephone
Talking 'bout me
Whispering all your secrets
In a fashion not becoming
I cannot see your face
Where have you gone to in this room?
Have you come to take me
To my isolated doom?

[Verse 2]
These pictures you send to your friends
They don't shed light on me
I've taken to inviting you
To come inside for tea
I don't think you'll accept
You don't seem to wanna stay
But when you leave, a favor please
Do not let in the day

[Verse 3]
I once saw fields of flowers
In a pixelated dream
The mayor bled, they all turned red
And roses they became
Don't be scared or terrified
I just have a different head
What am I? I'm just a guy
With a nest instead of bed

[Verse 4]
The least that you could do
Is look me right into the face
You'll find I'm not so scary
Though you may not want embrace
Leave my house, I want you gone
For can't you understand?
I'm not a priest or cellist
Nor am I a ragtime band
You must go, or turn to stone
Whatever your desire
Scatter feet, you tasty treat
Or I'll roast you in the fire