Common Crime

[Verse 1]
Every girl I've ever known
Infuriates me to no end
If there is one thing they've all shown
They're bad at choosing their boyfriends

[Chorus]
I will never get
What goes through their head
Tale as old as time
The most common crime

[Verse 2]
And all these girls I've come to know
Complain about them all the time
Much more ebb than there is flow
Never reason or a rhyme

[Chorus]
I will never get
What goes through their head
Tale as old as time
The most common crime

[Bridge]
I try to be
Everything they say they want
But they've never chosen me
So maybe they just want a grunt
Someone inconsiderate
They can mold into their man
But the only problem is
We never change

[Chorus]
I will never get
What goes through their head
Tale as old as time
The most common crime