Murderer

I wouldn't harm a fly
I expect you hate that lie
I never ever swear
And I always say my fucking prayers
I got faith in my friends
Stab wounds in my back that I'll eventually mend

Why should I beat myself up?
Nobody's under the patio
Oh, it's not like I am a cold blooded murderer

My keyboard is my nuclear bomb
My fingers little generals
Deliverin' all my words with menacing aplomb

Why should I beat myself up?
Nobody's underneath my car
Oh, it's not like I am a cold blooded murderer

When I tap out on one knee
I almost always have to masturbate
Am I the king of controversy
In my velcro shoes and my momma's knitted jersey?

Why should I beat myself up?
Nobody's under the patio
Oh, it's not like I am a cold blooded murderer
Why should I beat myself up?
Nobody's underneath my car
Oh, it's not like I am a cold blooded murderer

Why should I beat myself up?
Nobody's under the patio
Oh, it's not like I am a cold blooded murderer
Why should I beat myself up?
Nobody's underneath my car
Oh, it's not like I am a cold blooded murderer

Why should I beat myself up?
Nobody's under the patio
Oh, it's not like I am a cold blooded murderer
Why should I beat myself up?
Nobody's underneath my car
Oh, it's not like I am a cold blooded murderer

Why should I beat myself up?
Nobody's under the patio
Oh, it's not like I am a cold blooded murderer
Why should I beat myself up?
Nobody's underneath my car
Oh, it's not like I am a cold blooded murderer

Murder
Murder
Cold blood murder