The Song That Won’t Go Fast

[Verse 1]
This is the song that don't go fast
(Hey, hey, hey)
Try and sing along, but it won't last
(Hey, hey, hey)
Stand around and wait for the blast beat
(Hey, hey, hey)
The anxiety tickles both your feet
(Hey, hey, hey)

[Verse 2]
This is going nowhere really slow
(Hey, hey, hey)
Is there a freakin' chorus, do you know?
(Hey, hey, hey)
This is the song that don't get fast
This is the song that don't get fast

[Bridge]
Right! Here we go!

[Verse 1 Reprise]
This is the song that don't get fast
(Hey, hey, hey)
Try and sing along, but it won't last
(Hey, hey, hey)
Stand around and wait for the blast beat
(Hey, hey, hey)
Anxiety tickles both your feet
(Hey, hey, hey)

[Verse 2 Reprise]
This is going nowhere really slow
(Hey, hey, hey)
Is there a freakin' chorus, do you know?
(Hey, hey, hey)
This is the song that don't get fast
This is the song that don't get fast

[Outro]
All right! Here we go!
Go! Stop!