Mortality Blues

Everybody I know is gonna die
Everybody here is gonna die
Everybody in the world is gonna die
Everybody up north is gonna die
Everybody back east is gonna die
Everybody overseas is gonna die
Everybody down south is gonna die
Everybody in New York is gonna die

You think you outta be allowed to live
Cuz you say you've got so much to give
Whether by quaaludes and alcohol
Or getting tossed over the falls
Finger in the socket in the pouring rain
Shooting a tad too much cocaine
Falling asleep in a black widow nest
Driving your car off Angelеs Crest

O.J. Simpson is gonna die
Ellen DеGeneres is gonna die
Bill Gates is gonna die
Cal Worthington is gonna die
Barbara Boxer is gonna die
Madonna is gonna die
Rick Kosick is gonna die
Osama Bin Laden is gonna die

You think you outta be allowed to live
Cuz you say you've got so much to give
Whether by quaaludes and alcohol
Or getting tossed over the falls
Finger in the socket in the pouring rain
Shooting a tad too much cocaine
Falling asleep in a black widow nest
Driving your car off Angeles Crest

Larry H. Parker is gonna die
All the honkies are gonna die
All the surfers are gonna die
All the bikers are gonna die
All the gearheads are gonna die
All the jocks are gonna die
Jerry Adamo is gonna die
Gary Coleman is gonna die
Gish Thaxton is gonna die
Danny Bonaduce is gonna die
Oprah Winfrey is gonna die
Michael Jackson is gonna die
Rick Bain is gonna die
Britney Spears is gonna die
Howard Stern is gonna die
Everybody is gonna die