Montage Machine

[Verse 1]
Anthony needs some cereal
He don't wanna waste no time
Pour the milk like it's life or death
Cereal in the bowl is the best

[Chorus]
It's a Montage Machine
You press the button and you get a montage
Just like in the movies
You press the button and you get a montage

[Verse 2]
You wanna be the best
And teach Brett a lesson
You gotta work hard
Get big ass muscles and stretching
Now it's time to put your training to the test
You're gonna beat him in the fight
'Cause you're the best
(Oh, wait no, you just hit him with a car... Guess that works)

[Chorus]
It's a Montage Machine
You press the button and you get a montage
Just like in the movies
You press the button and you get a montage

[Verse 3]
You wanna get that model but you need a lot of money
So you gotta go to college and get a good job
But you have trouble with math so you get a tutor
Now you've got math skills, you'll get that model in no time
But the tutor steals your laptop and flees the country
You're crazy in debt and can't complete your degree
You move back with your folks
And now your life's a joke

[Verse 4]
You look to your father and see the disappointment in his eyes
And all you wanted to do
Was find a hot model to screw
So you turn to crime to pay off the debts
The cops connect you to the time, you killed Brett
Your semen matched up with the one at the scene of the crime
You're convicted of murder, serving a lifetime

[Chorus]
It's a Montage Machine
You press the button and you get a montage
Just like in the movies
You press the button and you get a montage

[Verse 5]
Now you're pen pals with the hot model
She investigates murders with semen on the scene
She runs a podcast called "Semen Crimes"
It's earned thirty dollars in ad revenue
She's saving up to buy a Kangaroo
You're pretending to be interested but you don't really care
You're just hoping for some nudes before the electric chair
'Cause you've only seen dicks for the past seven years

[Break]
Then you get killed in a prison fight
And you're dead

[Verse 6]
Fifty years later you got resurrected
'Cause your best friend's got the cure to human death
You go to the model's grave to pay your respects
But you ain't gonna leave without getting a kiss

[Chorus]
It's a Montage Machine
You press the button and you get a montage
Just like in the movies
You press the button and you get a montage!
It's a Montage Machine
You press the button and you get a montage
Just like in the movies
You press the button and you get a montage!

Curiosità sulla canzone Montage Machine di Smosh

Quando è stata rilasciata la canzone “Montage Machine” di Smosh?
La canzone Montage Machine è stata rilasciata nel 2015, nell’album “Shut Up! and Listen”.

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