Five Steps

[Verse 1]
They say it's five steps to be successful
To prosper and to thrive
And that would be the reason you're alive
It takes five steps to be prepared
Five more to realize
That every circumstance demands advice

[Chorus]
How relieved I am to know
I have only five steps left to go
It's not one, two, three or four
I'm not counting anymore
'cause how could I be sure?

[Verse 2]
They say it's five steps to find a lover
Just four to find a friend
At least you're finding someone in the end
It takes five steps to strike it lucky
And worries disappear
And you'll be praised as someone to revere

[Chorus]
How relieved I am to know
I have only five steps left to go
It's not one, two, three or four
I'm not counting anymore
'cause how could I be sure?

[Verse 3]
Now here's one step to free your mind
An idiot's advice:
Get rid of thinking steps, that will suffice