Pandemic Panic

[Verse 1]
Shoving an entire isle of toilet paper into my shopping cart
Raiding the shelves taking every canned good at Walmart
Pushing everyone out of my way
Clean up on isle four, this is pandemic panic

[Chorus]
And I don't care if at-risk groups
Have no food; if I die, I'm taking everybody with me
'Cause there's no social distancing in hell
And I don't know what I can do
About the hole inside of me when I watch the news
Except to fill it up with gallons of Purell
'Cause this is pandemic panic

[Verse 2]
Shoving wet wipes into every pockеt
Pouring hand sanitizer directly into my eyе socket
And smiling through the pain
This is nuclear war, this is pandemic panic

[Chorus]
And I don't care If at-risk groups
Have no food If I die, I'm taking everybody with me
'Cause there's no social distancing in hell
And I don't know What I can do
About the hole inside of me When I watch the news
Except to fill it up with gallons of Purell
'Cause this is pandemic panic

[Bridge]
What happened to sanity? What happened to plans?
And how can I make peace with this if I can't even shake its hand?

[Chorus]
And I don't care If at-risk groups
Have no food If I die, I'm taking everybody with me
'Cause there's no social distancing in hell
And I don't know What I can do
About the hole inside of me When I watch the news
Except to fill it up with gallons of Purell
'Cause this is pandemic panic
This is pandemic panic
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