You're a Mean One Mr Grinch

You're a mean one Mr Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel
hahahaha

You're a monster Mr Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You have garlic in your soul
Mr Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole

You're a vile one Mr Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
Mr Grinch hmmmmm
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile hehe

You're a foul one Mr Grinch
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr Grinch hmmmmm
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows and I quote
Stink! Stank! Stunk!

You're a rotter Mr Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots
Mr Grinch
You're a three-decker sandwich
With arsenic sauce