Keanu Reeves
Un, dos, tres, qua
Theme from Rocky
The theme from speed
They all end with me wishing
That I was Keanu Reeves
Cause Keanu is sweet
Keanu is strong
He'll fuck your shit up
If you try tell him he was wrong
Motherfucker
He acted in
The Matrix trilogy
That's three more movies than
You and you and me
Cause he's fucking Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
I grew to dislike
Dennis Hopper after speed
He tried to blow Keanu Reeves to smithereens
But rookied out
Don't try to typecast him as an action movie star
Because he also acted in a walk in the clouds
With good old Charlize, Charlize
Keanu is better than you
God damn, Charlize its true
Keanu is better than you
Cause he's fucking Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
The theme from Rocky
The theme from speed
They all end with me wishing
That I was on my knees
Giving it it to Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Cause he's fucking Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves