Twist of the Magi

[Shedaisy:] I sold your Rolex
To buy that gold Versace dress
Rascal Flatts: I set free your whiny French poodle
So you could get your beauty rest

And I did it all for you
I did it all (I did it all) for you
This Christmas (This Christmas)
All your dreams (All your dreams)
Will come true

[Rascal Flatts:] I put your mother on a greyhound (you did what?)
You always hoped she'd have the chance to see the world-now she can
Shedaisy: I torched your Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues (No, no, no,no)
So I could be your only girl-and now I am

And I did it all for you
I did it all (I did it all) for you
This Christmas (This Christmas)
All your dreams (All your dreams)
Will come true

[Shedaisy:] How can I forget
All you've done for me
I'll get you yet

[Rascal Flatts:] This is the season to give
But I can never forgive the damage that you've done
(Damage that you've done)
This must be love

[Shedaisy:] I sank your bass boat (Not my bass boat, no, no, no)
So you'd have more time to spend with me

[Rascal Flatts:] I hocked your grandma's diamond earrings (AHHHHH!)
For the down payment on my SUV

[Shedaisy:] Fully loaded, heated seats, in hunter green-is this for me?

And I did it all for you
I did it all (I did it all) for you
This Christmas (This Christmas)
All your dreams (All your dreams)
Will come true
Ooooh....