First Class

Just 'Cos We Stay In Five Star Hotels
Do You Think That We Broke In As Well
It Goes To Show That You Can't
Tell Who Deserves The Dough
You Look Like A Shrivelled Old Tart
You Look Like A Beer Bellied Fart
If You Want A Quiet Flight Don't Start
There's Eight Hours To Go, Whenever We Fly
We Get Some Nutters Like You
So If We Make You Narky, We're Glad That We Do

Chorus
First Class - Our Clothes Are All Wrong
First Class - You Don't Like Our Song
First Class - We're Always To Blame
First Class - We've Hijacked The Plane..

Just Because You're Wearing A Suit
You Think That You Can Give Us The Boot
You Hate Us 'Cos We're Rolling In Loot
We Might Have More Than You
You're A Bloated Old Action Man
You're A Gone To Seed Desperate Dan
Better Chase The Skirt While You Can
If Your Wife Won't Do
Your Blood Pressure's Up
And Your Face Has Gone Red
Why Don't You Find An Army
To Fight Instead!

Chorus x1

Whenever We Fly
We Get Some Nutters Like You
So If We Make You Narky
We're Glad That We Do

First Class - We Order A Drink
First Class - Then You Kick Up A Stink
First Class - We're Always To Blame
First Class - We've Hijacked The Plane