Air

Listen up, America
We've got something great for you!
It's something you can feel and breathe
And even see right through
It isn't something you can smell

Or taste or eat or see
And please don't send us money -
It's absolutely free
Oh yes, it's air, air, air
It's the bargain of the day air, air, air

Doesn't look like much but, hey!
It's handy when you're working
It's handy when you play
So get some air, air, air
It'll blow you right away!
Oh, you can breathe it with your mouth
Or you can breathe it through your nose

And when you take your shoes off
You can feel it on your toes
It isn't purple, green, or pink
Or red or white or blue
It's kind of hard to spot it, but
It's always there for you
No taste! No waste!
No tell tale smell, it's swell!

Oh yes, it's air air air
Send for your supply today
Air, air, air from Maine to Monterey
Americans just love it
They breathe it night and day
So get some air air air
It'll blow you right away!