Them/Her/New Girl

Charchit Upreti

[Verse]
I knew she was trouble since the first day she met me
Koi Samasya Uski I’ll be like “Tell Me”
She Knows I’m the price, issliye Karegi Vo Yell bhi
Mai Taylor Swift Kare Vo PDA Travis Kelce
I hope you get the picture yeh hai Dorian Grey ki Selfie
Honi Bhayanak Yeh Dheere Blue Green Algae
Vaise Rehta Kaafi Jolly Bina Double L B
Aaj Art Deliver Coming More Kal, Albie
See, Get the bar? Two More Curls
Tab Tak Maarta Mai Tri- Dip, McCone Swirl
Usey Laake Du Mai Sab Bane My Whole World
Mujhe Chahiye Chulbuli and a quite Tall Girl
And I’m fine Normal Baatein Mujhse Ki nahi Jaati
Aadhi Night Call kar, Teri Yaadein hai Satati
And Mike O Hearn What is Love puche saathi
Just a Pint of Curse aur Saagar jaisa Paani
Girls Dare Kare Touch, Ladki Care kare Much
Lekin zaat yeh Aurat Na Kabhi Share kare Sach
Mujhe Bol Le tu Shit Khudki Repair pe hai Bus
Issliye Meri bhi Nazar – (Yeh Lines Ignore kar)
Remark Dekho Yeh Bhadda Sahi
Par mere fridge mein han milni tumhe shraddha nahi
Yeh Mirzapur Kaaleen Chhod Vo Sabhi Gadda Chadhi
Ek Din Fatna Yeh Haath Mein Haan Katta Vahin

[Chorus]
Civilised Civilised Baate Mujhe Karni
But I don’t have any control over this tongue, clearly
I realise I realise acchi nahi yeh karni
But I don’t have any control over this tongue, clearly
Civilised Civilised Baate Mujhe Karni
But I don’t have any control over this tongue, clearly
I realise I realise acchi nahi yeh karni
But I don’t have any control over this tongue, clearly

[Verse]

Uska Marad Hal hi Chhoota Tabhi Slight Dheel de rahi
Mera Sar Ja Pura Khaaye, Social Type Feel de Rahi
Uski Outer Ring Par lehere patang kare yeh Announce
Mera Belan Door Jaye Kare White Field Teri
Icing on the Cake, Velvet pe White Cream meri
Kaise karun Better Whisk, Go for the Tight Sweet Cherries
I don’t care iss Mix mein ho chahe foote eggs
Bas Vo Bake Ho Vo Right aur Vo Bite lene de rahi
Yeah I would mind Kisi aur dekhe Vo Vo
Na Mere Alawa Koi Map kare Topo
Sirf Mere liye open uska PG Content
Not Like Pichle Stanza Wali Ho Ho
Ab Mai Bolun Usey Statue, maange time please
Ten on Ten – Kadak bilkul She’s a dime jeez
Swar chhoote Jab bhi Kanth se Vo Anuradha Paudwal
Ussey Aashiqui Just a Vibe from the 90’s
Tu Pyaar Kisi aur ka jealous Hona Mera Likely
Scars itne chhode tera Deadpool – bite me
You’re my Number Van – essa Cheekhunga Mai Wildly
Mai Ryan Reynolds Aake Karde Life ko Tu Lively
Yeh Green Top Ojhal Upar tak yeh Chadhi Tight Jeans
Dalun Apni Sword Bole Dheere Ja Tu Slightly
I’m Better than Your eX man, “I don’t know” Vo kehti “Might be”
Bitch don’t start now, Dua Lipa, Harlow – fight me

[Chorus]
Civilised Civilised Baate Mujhe Karni
But I don’t have any control over this tongue, clearly
I realise I realise acchi nahi yeh karni
But I don’t have any control over this tongue, clearly
Civilised Civilised Baate Mujhe Karni
But I don’t have any control over this tongue, clearly
I realise I realise acchi nahi yeh karni
But I don’t have any control over this tongue, clearly

[Chorus]

Mai Bola Thandi Pani And She Played Vanilla Ice
Baba Sehgal But Don’t Serve Me Chicken Fried Rice
Vo Sunti Taylor Swift Thodi Emo Aur Umar 22
Dekho Mujhe Banna Uska Karma Minus Ice Spice
Mai Bola Thandi Pani And She Played Vanilla Ice
Baba Sehgal But Don’t Serve Me Chicken Fried Rice
Vo Sunti Taylor Swift Thodi Emo Aur Umar 22
Dekho Mujhe Banna Uska Karma Minus Ice Spice

[Verse]

Mere Kainchi Vachan, Edgy Kathan
Sune Dhayn se vo - Bhoola Apni Pehli Pasand
Hope Jaaye Smooth Sab Pehle jaisi Archan
Chand Pal Ka Na Prem, Na vo Sehti Gaban
Pat Jhad ka Yeh Mausam, Re Tu Behti Basant
Kudrat ki Tu Bel Lelun Vaishi Zakham
Door Kyon hai Baithi Ranjish hi sahi
Dil Dukhaane Hi aa Meri Mehdi Hassan
Yeh Kaidi Magan Excel Matrix ka Test
Saath Bitha Ganit mere Chhod Apna Ex
Aur Mai Tujhko Bata Dun Clearly
Ek Mera Sleep Schedule Dooji tu I’ll be fucking next
Chitta Complex - Baaman ki Beti
Mujhko aagayi pasand ya mere Kanch mein defect
When she’s happy Bole Zyada Puri Movie
Vo Dikhaye Hoke Pagal Call her(A) Dobe After Effects
Light Room Mein Vo Jaye Jahan Leaving Awestruck
Sabhi ko aur meri bhi buddhi hai all fucked
Tabhi toh I’m so inclined to bleed Yeh Sara Rage
Young Love, Sang Menopause tak
See I – probably for the sake of rhyme maut tak
Chahiye Vohi Stree Shirt Jaisi in All Tucked
Cute Jaise Pura Miniso ka store
I rate so high Vo kyun bole Khud ko Ausat

[Chorus]

Mai Bola Thandi Pani And She Played Vanilla Ice
Baba Sehgal But Don’t Serve Me Chicken Fried Rice
Vo Sunti Taylor Swift Thodi Emo Aur Umar 22
Dekho Mujhe Banna Uska Karma Minus Ice Spice
Mai Bola Thandi Pani And She Played Vanilla Ice
Baba Sehgal But Don’t Serve Me Chicken Fried Rice
Vo Sunti Taylor Swift Thodi Emo Aur Umar 22
Dekho Mujhe Banna Uska Karma Minus Ice Spice

[Outro]

Aah Meri Favourite Artist vaise koi Aur hai
Accha
Aur Na hi Meri Umar 22 hai
Pasand aaya Vaise
Han! Vaise Mere Liye Haina Yeh Gaana
Hmm

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