Mythopoesis

Today's program:
Dizzy immobility caused by over-the-counter sleep aids
Or stubborn staring into the sun through binoculars 'til everything's kind of milky
Or stagnation caused by above-mentioned combined

Or just keeping myself busy:
Walking, licking ice, squeezing lemons on my head
Kidnapping a pidgeon and teaching it some Spanish
Jumping around, jumping over fences
Jumping on puddles, getting laid, building a massive plastic spoon structure after that
Getting sick, getting a brick on the head on the head while paddling
Buying a car just to sell it to someone who can't drive just so see if there really are miraclеs
If he really survives, if a lakе nearby my house forms a great statue and stays that way 'til mayor with his stupid top silk hat announces it as a "penis of mermaid"
Getting a job, getting a haircut with stripes, getting a girlfriend from Las Vegas
Girlfriend with obsession with unicycles, with the state of footpaths
Getting rid of her, climbing up a very tall building to see if I got acrophobia
Coming back down, disappointed, paying bills
Building myself a bomb, building a cathedral (for ants I mean)
Burning it down, videotaping it and sending it to mayor
And then again jumping around, living in stagnation in turns