As Smart As Geek Is Chic Right Now

[Verse 1]
They made a mistake at the toy factory
And forgot to turn off the brain machine
So when security opened the door the next day
There was a plastic, brand new army
And they were as smart as geek is chic right now
And as clever as the invention of pillow cases
And they asked the guard who had made them
But his knees were so shaky and he wasn’t so smart
… so he shot them all dead