Sawdu Doll

[Intro]
I wanna be a Sawdu doll
Who's gonna buy my Sawdu doll?
I wanna be a Sawdu doll
Who's gonna buy my Sawdu—

[Verse 1]
Hi, I'm Sawdust, wetter than water
I'm the perfect gift for your gay son or your thot daughter
They put me in their orders, they're shipping me over borders
I brick 'em up, no mortar, they're always asking for more
I'm a hypeman, a young padawan
Smoke Taliban at the back of the bando
I'm a gay bitch, sorta like Gok Wan
But, no, I'm not asian, I still got a tan though
White boy Naomi Campbell
Hey, I'm lit, candle
I don't play safe, I only gamble
I'm a bitch you can't handle

[Chorus]
I wanna be a Sawdu doll
Buy me 'cause I'm affordable
Who's gonna buy my Sawdu doll?
Bring me around, I'm portable
I-I-I wanna be a Sawdu doll
Buy me 'causе I'm affordable
S-A-W-D-U
Sawdu doll may be the onе for you

[Verse 2]
Hi, I'm Sawdust, I'm a gay pornstar
I just met the Pope and I sucked him off at the altar
I never went to Rome, but one day I hope I will
Just to see the Pope again and suck him off in his popemobile
Yeah, I love the Pope, you can say that again
I'd love to bend him over, eat his ass in the Vatican
But you know whose dick is better?
Make no mistake now
Nelson Mandela, yeah, I sucked him off in Cape Town

[Chorus]
I wanna be a Sawdu doll
Buy me 'cause I'm affordable
Who's gonna buy my Sawdu doll?
Bring me around, I'm portable
I-I-I wanna be a Sawdu doll
Buy me 'cause I'm affordable
S-A-W-D-U
Sawdu doll may be the one for you

[Outro]
'Cause when they see me, I make 'em say "Oh my god!"
Sawdu Plushia, I'm a fucking icon
'Cause when they see me, I make 'em say "Oh my god!"
Sawdu Plushia, I'm a fucking icon
He-he-he-he
No, seriously, I'm a fucking icon, I swear guys