Laser Sharks

On a strange planet in a far distant galaxy
There were three teenage sharks that
Were visited by humans
And given advanced laser technology
From the future
The sharks joined man in a battle
Against evil across the universe
Join the adventures of Laser Sharks
And the humans of tomorrow!

Now here comes a different
Product of evolution
Here to crush the revolution

Mutants from outer space
American all the way
They came to save the day
(It's the Laser Sharks)
Man gave them laser beams
To protect the American dream
Lasers from the dark
(It's the Laser Sharks)

They're taken from their home world
Indoctrinated and created
To serve aliens that claim
To be their friends

Mutants from outer space
American all the way
They came to save the day
(That's right, that's right, come on now)
Man gave them laser beams
To protect the American dream
Lasers from the dark
(It's the Laser Sharks)

Shiawase na same, same
Shiawase na same, same
Shiawase na laser same shiawase na laser sa-
Amerika ga masatta
Kuukan ni nippon ga ittekimashita
Wareware wa kuukan ni shiawase na same hakken
Wareware wa, reza o setchi
Ima, watashitachi wa hangeki
Wareware wa katsu