Calamity slaw (freestyle!!!)

Where did this comedy of errors move us to?
To a mental state that's simultaneously worse and better mate Smacked up, Jeff Hardy, Road to Victory
Tourniquet 'round arm, done loop-de-loop
Pardon me
I don't target weak
Nickel plated cross deflect from crosshairs
You shoot from the hawk scared, yelling die pigeon
Roast on the scream phoenix wingspan
You ain't shit rolling in pigpens with pens
Agnostic amidst the Christian nationalist bombing a clinic
Abolish this quasi-Jeff Dahmer shit wicked
Full of bollocks, I oughta derail your train of thought
Fuck the fake brands that bought
Feel this cannon jammed in your jaw

Get bumped like Mike Awesome/Chris Kanyon, I'm raw
Amityville calamity slaw
Chris Kanyon, I’m raw
Get bumped like Mike Awesome/Chris Kanyon, I'm raw
Amityville calamity slaw
Chris Kanyon, I'm raw
Amityville calamity slaw
Get bumped like Chris Kanyon, I'm raw
Amityville calamity slaw
Get bumped like Chris Kanyon, I'm raw
Amityville calamity slaw
Get bumped like Chris Kanyon, I'm raw
Amityville calamity slaw