Something to Tell You

I got something to tell you, but I don't want to tell you,
But your breath smells like the shit of a really sick dog.
I got something to tell you, but you won't like it.
Fine, I'll tell you but your breath smells like a stomach ache feels.
Also, when we're in a quiet car and you bite into an apple the sound of your chewing makes me want to fucking die.
Oh, and one more thing, oh actually two little things.
And they are in the corners of your gross mouth.
Go like this and then flick and then boil your hand.
Your breath smells like an everything bagel.
But the everything on that bagel isn't seeds.
It's not seeds. It's human shit.

I got something to tell you
But you won't like it.
Fine, I'll tell you but your breath smells like a stomach ache feels.