The Boy Scouts of America
Like a birthday card from a previous year
The weather in Chayco is sparkling and clear
The girl lies in bed
The boy sit's in the yard
He wants to talk sleep but
He has to keep guard
She stirs from her sleep and
She calls for a beer
He knows there are none and
Pretends not to hear
She hears his breath like
She's heard it before
She cuddles her sheets as he
Slips out the door
God had derailed the Lonestar train
That can take her away from sadness and pain
He acts like a saint but
The strain really shows
The boy scouts of America taught
Him all that he knows