Dance
[Ryan]
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing.
[Chad]
I've go to just do my thing.
[Ryan]
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing.
I'll show you that it's one and the same:
Baseball, dancing, same game.
It's easy:
Step up to the plate, start swingin'.
[Chad]
I wanna play ball now, and that's all.
This is what I do.
It ain't no dance that you can show me.
[Ryan]
You'll never know if you never try.
[Chad]
There's just one little thing that stops me ev'ry time YEAH.
[Ryan]
Come on!
[Chad]
I don't dance.
[Ryan and Girls]
I know you can.
[Chad]
Not a chance.
[Ryan]
If I could do this, well, you could do that.
[Chad]
But I don't dance.
[Ryan]
Hit it out of the park!
[Chad]
I don't dance.
[Ryan]
I say you can.
[Chad]
There's not a chance.
[Ryan]
Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor.
[Chad]
I don't dance, no
[Ryan]
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing.
[Chad]
I've go to just do my thing.
[Ryan]
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing.
Two-steppin, now you're up to bat.
Bases loaded, do your dance.
It's easy:
Take your best shot, just hit it.
[Chad]
I've got what it takes, playin' my game, so you better spin that pitch
You're gonna throw me, YEAH.
I'll show you how I swing.
[Ryan]
You'll never know if you never try.
[Chad]
There's just one little thing that stops me ev'ry time. YEAH.
[Ryan]
Come on!
[Chad]
I don't dance.
[Ryan]
I know you can.
[Chad]
Not a chance.
[Ryan and Girls]
If I could do this, well, you could do that.
[Chad]
But I don't dance.
[Ryan]
Hit it out of the park!
[Chad]
I don't dance.
[Ryan]
I say you can.
[Chad]
There's not a chance.
[Ryan]
Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor.
[Chad]
I don't dance, no.
[Ryan]
Lean back, tuck it in, take a chance.
Swing it out, spin around, do the dance.
[Chad]
I wanna play ball, not dance hall.
I'm makin a triple, not a curtain call.
[Ryan]
I can prove it to you till you know it's true,
'Cause I can swing it, I can bring it to the diamond too.
[Chad]
You're talkin' a lol, show me what you got. STOP.
[ALL]
Swing!
[Ryan]
HEY
Come on, swing it like this.
Oh, swing!
[Chad]
Ooh
[Ryan]
Jitterbug...just like that.
That's what I mean, that's how you swing.
[Chad]
You make a good pitch but I don't believe.
[Ryan]
I say you can.
[Chad]
I know I can't.
[Ryan and Chad]
I don't dance.
[Ryan]
You can do it.
[Chad]
I don't dance, no.
[Ryan]
Nothin' to it. Alta boy, Alta boy. YEAH.
[Chad]
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter what?
[Ryan]
One, two, three, four, everybody swing!
[Ryan and Chad]
COME ON!
[Chad]
I don't dance.
[Ryan]
I know you can.
[Chad]
Not a chance.
[Ryan]
If I could do this, well, you could do that.
[Chad]
But I don't dance.
[Ryan]
Hit it out of the park!
[Chad]
I don't dance.
[Ryan]
I say you can.
[Chad]
There's not a chance.
[Ryan]
Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor.
[Chad]
I don't dance, no.