Beer Bottle Boogie
One night I was feeling higher than a kite
My poor old heart was awful light
I was all hipped up on a bunch of stuff
Got in a poker came and lost my duds
Had the beer bottle boogie
Had the beer bottle boogie
Had the beer bottle boogie went down deep inside
I went home that night about half past ten
The door was locked and I couldn't get in
I stepped around to the backyard gate
Something was a-coming but I ducked to late
I had the beer bottle boogie
Had the beer bottle boogie
I had the beer bottle boogie went down deep inside
After a while I began to come around
I got up off of that old dirty ground
And there a-sitting on our back steps
Was my poor old wife and she sure was -
She had the beer bottle boogie
Had the beer bottle boogie
She had the beer bottle boogie went down deep inside
Last night I was sitting in the diamond bar
I was all hipped up like a shooting star
A-rocking and a-reeling and acting like a fool
The next thing I knew I fell off my stool
I had the beer bottle boogie
Had the beer bottle boogie
I had the beer bottle boogie went down deep inside
Well the bartender kicked me in the seam of the pants
He said get out of here boy you ain't got a chance
I started for the door the bottle was flying
One conked me on the head and I started crying
I had the beer bottle boogie
Had the beer bottle boogie
I had the beer bottle boogie went down deep inside