Male Chauvinist Pig Blues

[Verse 1]
I came from a house where a war was run
And I became my own law and won
Hollow victories galore, great fun
You better leave me before you're one

[Chorus]
Someday I'll find the right lady
Or someday she'll come and find me
Oh, come on, girl, I'll make you feel easy now
Make me, make you feel free

[Verse 2]
Baby you know my disease, I'm insane
And fighting me doesn't appease my brain
And loving me doesn't increase my gain
And asking me to say 'please' is a strain
I can destroy you with ease, that's plain
So you're not going to get me to cease to complain
So why don't you leave me in peace, in pain

[Chorus]
Someday I'll find the right lady
Or someday she'll come and find me
Oh, come on, girl, I'll make you feel easy now
Make me, make you feel free

[Verse 3]
Well baby, I love you my way, yes, I do
You're more to me than a lay in a queue
Sometimes I need you to stay a few
But life's not that kind of play, that's true
Having you here for a day or two
Selfish of me and no say for you
We've gotta call it a day, we're through

[Chorus]
Someday I'll find the right lady
Or someday she'll come and find me
Oh come on, girl, I'll make you feel easy now
Make me, make you feel free